// -*- mode: cpp; mode: fold -*- // Description /*{{{*/ /* ###################################################################### Here be cows – but: Never ask, never tell ##################################################################### */ /*}}}*/ // Include Files /*{{{*/ #include #include #include #include #include #include #include #include #include #include #include #include #include #include /*}}}*/ static std::string getMooLine(time_t const timenow) /*{{{*/ { struct tm special; localtime_r(&timenow, &special); enum { NORMAL, PACKAGEMANAGER, APPRECIATION, AGITATION, AIRBORN } line; if (special.tm_mon == 11 && special.tm_mday == 25) line = PACKAGEMANAGER; else if (special.tm_mon == 7 && special.tm_mday == 16) line = APPRECIATION; else if (special.tm_mon == 10 && special.tm_mday == 7) line = AGITATION; else if (special.tm_mon == 1 && special.tm_mday == 18) line = AIRBORN; else line = NORMAL; bool const quiet = _config->FindI("quiet") >= 2; std::ostringstream out; if (quiet == false) out << "...\""; switch(line) { case PACKAGEMANAGER: out << "Happy package management day!"; break; case APPRECIATION: out << "Three moos for Debian!"; break; case AGITATION: out << "Whoever needs milk, bows to the animal."; break; case AIRBORN: out << "It's a Bird ... It's a Plane ... It's Super Cow!"; break; default: out << "Have you mooed today?"; break; } if (quiet == true) out << std::endl; else out << "\"..." << std::endl; return out.str(); } /*}}}*/ static bool printMooLine(time_t const timenow) /*{{{*/ { std::cerr << getMooLine(timenow); return true; } /*}}}*/ static bool DoMoo1(time_t const timenow) /*{{{*/ { // our trustworthy super cow since 2001 if (_config->FindI("quiet") >= 2) return printMooLine(timenow); std::string const moo = getMooLine(timenow); size_t const depth = moo.length()/4; c1out << OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " (__) \n" << OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " (oo) \n" << OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " /------\\/ \n" << OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " / | || \n" << OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " * /\\---/\\ \n" << OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " ~~ ~~ \n" << moo; return true; } /*}}}*/ static bool DoMoo2(time_t const timenow) /*{{{*/ { // by Fernando Ribeiro in lp:56125 if (_config->FindI("quiet") >= 2) return printMooLine(timenow); std::string const moo = getMooLine(timenow); size_t const depth = moo.length()/4; if (_config->FindB("APT::Moo::Color", false) == false) c1out << OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " (__) \n" << OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " _______~(..)~ \n" << OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " ,----\\(oo) \n" << OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " /|____|,' \n" << OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " * /\"\\ /\\ \n" << OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " ~ ~ ~ ~ \n" << moo; else { c1out << OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " \033[1;97m(\033[0;33m__\033[1;97m)\033[0m\n" << OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " \033[31m_______\033[33m~(\033[1;34m..\033[0;33m)~\033[0m\n" << OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " \033[33m,----\033[31m\\\033[33m(\033[1;4;35moo\033[0;33m)\033[0m\n" << OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " \033[33m/|____|,'\033[0m\n" << OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " \033[1;5;97m*\033[0;33m /\\ /\\\033[0m\n" << "\033[32m"; for (size_t i = moo.length()/2; i > 1; --i) c1out << "wW"; c1out << "w\033[0m\n" << moo; } return true; } /*}}}*/ static bool DoMoo3(time_t const timenow) /*{{{*/ { // by Robert Millan in deb:134156 if (_config->FindI("quiet") >= 2) return printMooLine(timenow); std::string const moo = getMooLine(timenow); size_t const depth = moo.length()/16; c1out << OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " \\_/ \n" << OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " m00h (__) -(_)- \n" << OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " \\ ~Oo~___ / \\\n" << OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " (..) |\\ \n" << OutputInDepth(depth, "_") << "_________|_|_|__________" << OutputInDepth((moo.length() - (depth + 27)), "_") << "\n" << moo; return true; } /*}}}*/ static bool DoMooApril() /*{{{*/ { // by Christopher Allan Webber and proposed by Paul Tagliamonte // in a "Community outreach": https://lists.debian.org/debian-devel/2013/04/msg00045.html if (_config->FindI("quiet") >= 2) { std::cerr << "Have you smashed some milk today?" << std::endl; return true; } c1out << " _ _\n" " (_\\___( \\,\n" " )___ _ Have you smashed some milk today?\n" " /( (_)-(_) /\n" " ,---------' \\_\n" " //( ',__,' \\ (' ')\n" " // ) '----'\n" " '' ; \\ .--. ,/\n" " | )',_,'----( ;\n" " ||| ''' '||\n"; return true; } /*}}}*/ bool DoMoo(CommandLine &CmdL) /*{{{*/ { time_t const timenow = GetSecondsSinceEpoch(); struct tm april; localtime_r(&timenow, &april); if (april.tm_mday == 1 && april.tm_mon == 3) return DoMooApril(); signed short SuperCow = 1; if (CmdL.FileSize() != 0) for (const char **Moo = CmdL.FileList + 1; *Moo != 0; Moo++) if (strcasecmp(*Moo, "moo") == 0) SuperCow++; // time is random enough for our purpose if (SuperCow > 3) { if (april.tm_sec == 1) SuperCow = 1 + (timenow % 4); else SuperCow = 1 + (timenow % 3); } switch(SuperCow) { case 1: return DoMoo1(timenow); case 2: return DoMoo2(timenow); case 3: return DoMoo3(timenow); case 4: return DoMooApril(); default: return DoMoo1(timenow); } return true; } /*}}}*/