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+// -*- mode: cpp; mode: fold -*-
+// Description /*{{{*/
+/* ######################################################################
+
+ Here be cows – but: Never ask, never tell
+
+ ##################################################################### */
+ /*}}}*/
+// Include Files /*{{{*/
+#include<config.h>
+
+#include <apt-pkg/configuration.h>
+#include <apt-pkg/cmndline.h>
+#include <apt-pkg/strutl.h>
+
+#include <strings.h>
+#include <sstream>
+
+#include "private-moo.h"
+#include "private-output.h"
+
+#include <apti18n.h>
+ /*}}}*/
+
+std::string getMooLine() { /*{{{*/
+ time_t const timenow = time(NULL);
+ struct tm special;
+ localtime_r(&timenow, &special);
+ enum { NORMAL, PACKAGEMANAGER, APPRECIATION, AGITATION, AIRBORN } line;
+ if (special.tm_mon == 11 && special.tm_mday == 25)
+ line = PACKAGEMANAGER;
+ else if (special.tm_mon == 7 && special.tm_mday == 16)
+ line = APPRECIATION;
+ else if (special.tm_mon == 10 && special.tm_mday == 7)
+ line = AGITATION;
+ else if (special.tm_mon == 1 && special.tm_mday == 18)
+ line = AIRBORN;
+ else
+ line = NORMAL;
+
+ bool const quiet = _config->FindI("quiet") >= 2;
+ std::ostringstream out;
+ if (quiet == false)
+ out << "...\"";
+
+ switch(line)
+ {
+ case PACKAGEMANAGER: out << "Happy package management day!"; break;
+ case APPRECIATION: out << "Three moos for Debian!"; break;
+ case AGITATION: out << "Whoever needs milk, bows to the animal."; break;
+ case AIRBORN: out << "It's a Bird ... It's a Plane ... It's Super Cow!"; break;
+ default: out << "Have you mooed today?"; break;
+ }
+
+ if (quiet == true)
+ out << std::endl;
+ else
+ out << "\"..." << std::endl;
+
+ return out.str();
+}
+ /*}}}*/
+bool printMooLine() { /*{{{*/
+ std::cerr << getMooLine() << std::endl;
+ return true;
+}
+ /*}}}*/
+bool DoMoo1(CommandLine &CmdL) /*{{{*/
+{
+ // our trustworthy super cow since 2001
+ if (_config->FindI("quiet") >= 2)
+ return printMooLine();
+ std::string const moo = getMooLine();
+ size_t const depth = moo.length()/4;
+ c1out <<
+ OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " (__) \n" <<
+ OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " (oo) \n" <<
+ OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " /------\\/ \n" <<
+ OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " / | || \n" <<
+ OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " * /\\---/\\ \n" <<
+ OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " ~~ ~~ \n" <<
+ moo;
+ return true;
+}
+ /*}}}*/
+bool DoMoo2(CommandLine &CmdL) /*{{{*/
+{
+ // by Fernando Ribeiro in lp:56125
+ if (_config->FindI("quiet") >= 2)
+ return printMooLine();
+ std::string const moo = getMooLine();
+ size_t const depth = moo.length()/4;
+ if (_config->FindB("APT::Moo::Color", false) == false)
+ c1out <<
+ OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " (__) \n" <<
+ OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " _______~(..)~ \n" <<
+ OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " ,----\\(oo) \n" <<
+ OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " /|____|,' \n" <<
+ OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " * /\"\\ /\\ \n" <<
+ OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " ~ ~ ~ ~ \n" <<
+ moo;
+ else
+ {
+ c1out <<
+ OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " \e[1;97m(\e[0;33m__\e[1;97m)\e[0m\n" <<
+ OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " \e[31m_______\e[33m~(\e[1;34m..\e[0;33m)~\e[0m\n" <<
+ OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " \e[33m,----\e[31m\\\e[33m(\e[1;4;35moo\e[0;33m)\e[0m\n" <<
+ OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " \e[33m/|____|,'\e[0m\n" <<
+ OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " \e[1;5;97m*\e[0;33m /\\ /\\\e[0m\n" <<
+ "\e[32m";
+ for (size_t i = moo.length()/2; i > 1; --i)
+ c1out << "wW";
+
+ c1out << "w\e[0m\n" << moo;
+ }
+
+ return true;
+}
+ /*}}}*/
+bool DoMoo3(CommandLine &CmdL) /*{{{*/
+{
+ // by Robert Millan in deb:134156
+ if (_config->FindI("quiet") >= 2)
+ return printMooLine();
+ std::string const moo = getMooLine();
+ size_t const depth = moo.length()/16;
+ c1out <<
+ OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " \\_/ \n" <<
+ OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " m00h (__) -(_)- \n" <<
+ OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " \\ ~Oo~___ / \\\n" <<
+ OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " (..) |\\ \n" <<
+ OutputInDepth(depth, "_") << "_________|_|_|__________" <<
+ OutputInDepth((moo.length() - (depth + 27)), "_") << "\n" << moo;
+ return true;
+}
+ /*}}}*/
+bool DoMooApril(CommandLine &CmdL) /*{{{*/
+{
+ // by Christopher Allan Webber and proposed by Paul Tagliamonte
+ // in a "Community outreach": https://lists.debian.org/debian-devel/2013/04/msg00045.html
+ if (_config->FindI("quiet") >= 2)
+ {
+ std::cerr << "Have you smashed some milk today?" << std::endl;
+ return true;
+ }
+ c1out <<
+ " _ _\n"
+ " (_\\___( \\,\n"
+ " )___ _ Have you smashed some milk today?\n"
+ " /( (_)-(_) /\n"
+ " ,---------' \\_\n"
+ " //( ',__,' \\ (' ')\n"
+ " // ) '----'\n"
+ " '' ; \\ .--. ,/\n"
+ " | )',_,'----( ;\n"
+ " ||| ''' '||\n";
+ return true;
+}
+ /*}}}*/
+bool DoMoo(CommandLine &CmdL) /*{{{*/
+{
+ time_t const timenow = time(NULL);
+ struct tm april;
+ localtime_r(&timenow, &april);
+ if (april.tm_mday == 1 && april.tm_mon == 3)
+ return DoMooApril(CmdL);
+
+ signed short SuperCow = 1;
+ if (CmdL.FileSize() != 0)
+ for (const char **Moo = CmdL.FileList + 1; *Moo != 0; Moo++)
+ if (strcasecmp(*Moo, "moo") == 0)
+ SuperCow++;
+
+ // time is random enough for our purpose
+ if (SuperCow > 3)
+ {
+ if (april.tm_sec == 1)
+ SuperCow = 1 + (timenow % 4);
+ else
+ SuperCow = 1 + (timenow % 3);
+ }
+
+ switch(SuperCow) {
+ case 1: return DoMoo1(CmdL);
+ case 2: return DoMoo2(CmdL);
+ case 3: return DoMoo3(CmdL);
+ case 4: return DoMooApril(CmdL);
+ default: return DoMoo1(CmdL);
+ }
+
+ return true;
+}
+ /*}}}*/